Post by blacksheep on Dec 14, 2006 13:47:20 GMT -5
[13:28] blacksheep9113: hey
[13:28] blacksheep9113: is it like
[13:28] blacksheep9113: illegal to make someone go blind?
[13:30] Hex800: yes
[13:30] blacksheep9113: awww
[13:31] blacksheep9113: what would be the official charge?
[13:31] Hex800: hm
[13:31] Hex800: give me a scenario
[13:31] blacksheep9113: i walk up to a guy
[13:31] blacksheep9113: ignite magnesium oxide
[13:31] blacksheep9113: he goes blind
[13:32] blacksheep9113: of course, i have über cool shades on
[13:32] Hex800: battery
[13:32] blacksheep9113: seriously?
[13:32] blacksheep9113: that's fucking weak
[13:33] blacksheep9113: i think battery should be only used for when you hit someone that is >= hitting them with a car battery
[13:33] Hex800: well...
[13:33] Hex800: you'd also lose everything you own
[13:33] blacksheep9113: even my debts?
[13:33] Hex800: nope
[13:33] Hex800: just your cash
[13:33] blacksheep9113: debt is negative cash
[13:33] Hex800: because the victim's family would sue your ass off
[13:33] blacksheep9113: okay
[13:34] blacksheep9113: but what happens
[13:34] blacksheep9113: if im walking
[13:34] blacksheep9113: and im about to die
[13:34] blacksheep9113: and i dont have any family'
[13:34] blacksheep9113: and i gave all ym money to charity
[13:34] blacksheep9113: and was all
[13:34] blacksheep9113: HAY U BLIND
[13:34] blacksheep9113: and then kill myself
[13:35] Hex800: depends
[13:35] Hex800: do you plan on getting buried or cremated?
[13:35] blacksheep9113: cremated
[13:35] Hex800: alright
[13:35] blacksheep9113: but have magnesium oxide in my tuxedo
[13:35] blacksheep9113: so everyone goes blind
[13:35] blacksheep9113: >_>
[13:35] Hex800: well, you get cremated
[13:36] Hex800: and the victim's family is probably pretty pissed
[13:36] blacksheep9113: and im in hell, getting a tan
[13:36] blacksheep9113: seems like a win-win
[13:36] Hex800: yea
[13:36] Hex800: a third degree tan
[13:37] blacksheep9113: dude
[13:37] blacksheep9113: 4th degree is the highest, right?
[13:37] blacksheep9113: That goes straight to the flesh
[13:37] blacksheep9113: right?
[13:37] blacksheep9113: Cuz that'd be a cool way to affect a whole kindergarten class's life forever
[13:37] blacksheep9113: like
[13:37] blacksheep9113: when i know im going to die
[13:37] blacksheep9113: be all
[13:38] blacksheep9113: HAY GUYZ MY SKIN DISAPPEARZ KEKEKEKE
[13:38] blacksheep9113: you know
[13:39] blacksheep9113: its a little disturbing that these are examples of what i think about
[13:39] blacksheep9113: =\
[13:39] Hex800: so...
[13:39] Hex800: why do you want to blind a person w/ magnesium
[13:39] Hex800: and, uh, magnesium doesn't always blind people
[13:39] blacksheep9113: magnessium oxide
[13:40] blacksheep9113: er wait
[13:40] blacksheep9113: you'd be burning the magnesium
[13:40] Hex800: we burned some of that in chemistry back in the day
[13:40] blacksheep9113: to get mag oxide
[13:40] blacksheep9113: we
[13:40] blacksheep9113: we did some today
[13:40] blacksheep9113: she said if you looked at the flash
[13:40] Hex800: and it was like *bright lights*
[13:40] blacksheep9113: you'd be blind
[13:40] Hex800: yea
[13:40] Hex800: i did it anyway
[13:40] Hex800: I still have one good eye
[13:41] blacksheep9113: "Magnesium powder is an explosive hazard. One should wear safety glasses while working with magnesium. The bright white light (including ultraviolet) produced by burning magnesium can damage the eyes."
[13:41] blacksheep9113: from wiki
[13:41] blacksheep9113: and dude
[13:41] blacksheep9113: you should like
[13:41] blacksheep9113: put a fake spider in your eye hole
[13:42] blacksheep9113: and go up to kids and be all
[13:42] blacksheep9113: OMG WUT DAT?!?!@?!?!
[13:42] Hex800: XD
[13:42] blacksheep9113: and hit your head so it pops out
[13:42] Hex800: that would be pretty funny, actually
[13:42] Hex800: but no
[13:42] blacksheep9113: or like
[13:42] blacksheep9113: when you're at a stoplight
[13:42] blacksheep9113: and there are kids in the car looking out the window
[13:42] blacksheep9113: be all
[13:42] blacksheep9113: /smile
[13:42] blacksheep9113: /wave
[13:42] blacksheep9113: /lift eyepatch
[13:42] blacksheep9113: /scaryface
[13:43] blacksheep9113: /kekeke
[13:43] blacksheep9113: /driveaway
[13:43] Hex800: I usually have a fake eye in
[13:43] blacksheep9113: then take it out
[13:44] blacksheep9113: and throw it at them
[13:44] blacksheep9113: XD
[13:44] Hex800: XD
[13:44] Hex800: kids usually cry around me anyway
[13:45] blacksheep9113: well maybe if you stopped kicking them so hard
kekeke
[13:28] blacksheep9113: is it like
[13:28] blacksheep9113: illegal to make someone go blind?
[13:30] Hex800: yes
[13:30] blacksheep9113: awww
[13:31] blacksheep9113: what would be the official charge?
[13:31] Hex800: hm
[13:31] Hex800: give me a scenario
[13:31] blacksheep9113: i walk up to a guy
[13:31] blacksheep9113: ignite magnesium oxide
[13:31] blacksheep9113: he goes blind
[13:32] blacksheep9113: of course, i have über cool shades on
[13:32] Hex800: battery
[13:32] blacksheep9113: seriously?
[13:32] blacksheep9113: that's fucking weak
[13:33] blacksheep9113: i think battery should be only used for when you hit someone that is >= hitting them with a car battery
[13:33] Hex800: well...
[13:33] Hex800: you'd also lose everything you own
[13:33] blacksheep9113: even my debts?
[13:33] Hex800: nope
[13:33] Hex800: just your cash
[13:33] blacksheep9113: debt is negative cash
[13:33] Hex800: because the victim's family would sue your ass off
[13:33] blacksheep9113: okay
[13:34] blacksheep9113: but what happens
[13:34] blacksheep9113: if im walking
[13:34] blacksheep9113: and im about to die
[13:34] blacksheep9113: and i dont have any family'
[13:34] blacksheep9113: and i gave all ym money to charity
[13:34] blacksheep9113: and was all
[13:34] blacksheep9113: HAY U BLIND
[13:34] blacksheep9113: and then kill myself
[13:35] Hex800: depends
[13:35] Hex800: do you plan on getting buried or cremated?
[13:35] blacksheep9113: cremated
[13:35] Hex800: alright
[13:35] blacksheep9113: but have magnesium oxide in my tuxedo
[13:35] blacksheep9113: so everyone goes blind
[13:35] blacksheep9113: >_>
[13:35] Hex800: well, you get cremated
[13:36] Hex800: and the victim's family is probably pretty pissed
[13:36] blacksheep9113: and im in hell, getting a tan
[13:36] blacksheep9113: seems like a win-win
[13:36] Hex800: yea
[13:36] Hex800: a third degree tan
[13:37] blacksheep9113: dude
[13:37] blacksheep9113: 4th degree is the highest, right?
[13:37] blacksheep9113: That goes straight to the flesh
[13:37] blacksheep9113: right?
[13:37] blacksheep9113: Cuz that'd be a cool way to affect a whole kindergarten class's life forever
[13:37] blacksheep9113: like
[13:37] blacksheep9113: when i know im going to die
[13:37] blacksheep9113: be all
[13:38] blacksheep9113: HAY GUYZ MY SKIN DISAPPEARZ KEKEKEKE
[13:38] blacksheep9113: you know
[13:39] blacksheep9113: its a little disturbing that these are examples of what i think about
[13:39] blacksheep9113: =\
[13:39] Hex800: so...
[13:39] Hex800: why do you want to blind a person w/ magnesium
[13:39] Hex800: and, uh, magnesium doesn't always blind people
[13:39] blacksheep9113: magnessium oxide
[13:40] blacksheep9113: er wait
[13:40] blacksheep9113: you'd be burning the magnesium
[13:40] Hex800: we burned some of that in chemistry back in the day
[13:40] blacksheep9113: to get mag oxide
[13:40] blacksheep9113: we
[13:40] blacksheep9113: we did some today
[13:40] blacksheep9113: she said if you looked at the flash
[13:40] Hex800: and it was like *bright lights*
[13:40] blacksheep9113: you'd be blind
[13:40] Hex800: yea
[13:40] Hex800: i did it anyway
[13:40] Hex800: I still have one good eye
[13:41] blacksheep9113: "Magnesium powder is an explosive hazard. One should wear safety glasses while working with magnesium. The bright white light (including ultraviolet) produced by burning magnesium can damage the eyes."
[13:41] blacksheep9113: from wiki
[13:41] blacksheep9113: and dude
[13:41] blacksheep9113: you should like
[13:41] blacksheep9113: put a fake spider in your eye hole
[13:42] blacksheep9113: and go up to kids and be all
[13:42] blacksheep9113: OMG WUT DAT?!?!@?!?!
[13:42] Hex800: XD
[13:42] blacksheep9113: and hit your head so it pops out
[13:42] Hex800: that would be pretty funny, actually
[13:42] Hex800: but no
[13:42] blacksheep9113: or like
[13:42] blacksheep9113: when you're at a stoplight
[13:42] blacksheep9113: and there are kids in the car looking out the window
[13:42] blacksheep9113: be all
[13:42] blacksheep9113: /smile
[13:42] blacksheep9113: /wave
[13:42] blacksheep9113: /lift eyepatch
[13:42] blacksheep9113: /scaryface
[13:43] blacksheep9113: /kekeke
[13:43] blacksheep9113: /driveaway
[13:43] Hex800: I usually have a fake eye in
[13:43] blacksheep9113: then take it out
[13:44] blacksheep9113: and throw it at them
[13:44] blacksheep9113: XD
[13:44] Hex800: XD
[13:44] Hex800: kids usually cry around me anyway
[13:45] blacksheep9113: well maybe if you stopped kicking them so hard
kekeke
